37. That moment. That thing.

That moment when you squeeze through a partially open door by turning to your side and doing a little shimmy. #nailedit

That moment when you turn to your side but you still don't fit, then suck it and tuck it and barely squeeze through the partially open door, but made it. #babybump

That moment when you turn to the side, your belly hits the door like OOPS (but really you're thinking, wtf?, as you bounce off the door, surprised at how hard your bump is). No way you're gonna fit, so you walk through the opening belly-first holding your shoulders up to make yourself a little more narrow. THIS IS THAT THING. When your side-to-side measurement is smaller than your front-to-back measurement and turning to the side to squeeze through places is no longer an option for you. #HUGEROCKBELLY #squeezingthroughacrowdedrestaurantisespeciallybad #headsarebellyheight