Fourth non-blog post.

Things I have dropped and then picked up and eaten off my son while breastfeeding:

 - chunks of cracker

 - frosting

 - cookie crumbs

 - a chocolate sprinkle (this one landed in his ear)

 - spaghettie sauce

 - pretzels

 - jam

 - kale

 - Nutella

 - egg yolk

 - chicken teriyaki rice

 - lettuce

And this is where I stopped keeping track. I would be remiss to not mention that I also saw my husband drop several drops of salsa on him without realizing it, then he spotted the salsa but didn't know it was salsa, freaked out a little bit because it's red goo on our kid, then he smelled it, identified it as salsa, and proceeded to wipe it off and eat that, too.

 Basically our baby is a plate.