33: A List

Toddlers are:

1. Neanderthals
2. The most high maintenance employers one will ever have
3. Tiny drunk adults
4. A terrible investment
5. Stand up comedians
6. REALLY bad at knowing what is and is not to be to put in one's mouth
7. Always looking good and feeling good
8. Capable of turning a dreadful day into the best day ever with just one giggle or hug
9. The worst roommates ever
10. Our future! THESE people are our future! THESE ONES!